Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Dumbass

Yesterday I recounted my tale of trail running and posted this picture.  I love this sign it's like life's signpost.  There is no easy path in life.  It might start out easy but the easy way always leads to difficulties.

Why am I reposting the picture other than because I like it?

I'm recounting my story to a coworker about being tired and sweaty and after 4 miles of running encountering this sign.  In the story I wuss out and take the Hard path to the left instead of the Harder path to the right.

Much like life when I took the easier path I wasn't paying attention to the arrows.  Something occurred to me as I held up my phone for the umpteenth (that's a highly technical measurement) time.  Left was HARDER.  Right was hard.  I went left.  Shit.

On the bright side I was already looking forward to trying it again.  Now I really want another shot.  No 5k beforehand and take the RIGHT turn and it should be even more fun.

Dumbass.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Happy Trails To You

The cross country 5k was this weekend.  It was fun but in a way kind of a let down.  The organizers were great.  The Mighty Bluebirds organization were great hosts.  I tried not to have preconceieved ideas but still had certain expectations.  We ran around a cowpasture.  It was well maintained and well marked.  I don't know what I was expecting but that wasn't it.

I was disappointed in myself.  Whether it was the heat, humidity or use of new muscles I was disappointed mostly in myself.  I'm used to running in roads or the occasional soccer field so I found the extra stability needed to run in a pockmarked field wore my calves out quickly.  Really quickly.

Regardless of my poor performance I still got an award!

I didn't deserve it.  I was beat my a 9 year old girl and a 67 year old woman.  Granted, I think the 9 year old was a juicing.  She had that roid rage look in her eyes and she was muscled like midget body builder.  The old lady was a marathon veteran.  She had her compression gear on, a Garmin GPS and a "Toenails are for sissies" shirt.  I was kidding about the 9 year old I'm dead serious about the old broad.  She was hard core.  A machine.  So maybe I did deserve it.  After the overall winners got their awards my time such as it was earned the award.  I'll take it.  Why not.

After the 5k I went over to Pinnacle Mountain Park and ran on the Jackfork Mountain Biking Trail.  I've really been interested in trail running lately.  It worked out well because my lovely wife would be in class for a couple more hours.  I could go the few miles to the park run for an hour or so and then go pick her up and head home.


After a search to actually find the trail head, I'm off armed with my windows phone, my Garmin GPS watch and my camelbak full of col sweet H2O.

The trail starts off easy enough and I'm just behind a maountain biker.  The trail gradually becomes more difficult but is still fun.  Before the first ile is over I pass the mountain biker whiole he's stopped on the side of the trail.  I never see him again.

One mile in the trail splits and I see this.

I've already run a 5k (3.1 miles) and now I'm 1 mile into my first trail run.  I take hard.  They were not exaggerating I manage to walk/run another mile of twists, turns, hills, valleys, rock and roots before deciding that it was time to turn around.  I was doing more walking than running so I knew I was done.  So I walked /ran the 2 miles back out for a total of 7.24 miles on the day.

The timing was near perfect.  As I emerged from the trailto the parking lot I get word from my lovely wife that class is done early.  So I pick her her up and we go help Krysta move.

2 seasons in Arkansas. Cold and Hot.

I like spring and fall.  Shorts and a light jacket.  Flip Flops.  Running and scuba diving.  But I live in Arkansas where we have 2 seasons.  Cold and Hot.  Either it's colder than a witch's hoo ha or it's Africa hot with 100% humidity.  Right now we're in Hot and it sucks.

As I countdown to my vacation I am still trying to run regularly.  Reasons range from both the weight control aspect to maintaining a base for an October Half Marathon but the heat during anytime other than the asscrack of dawn makes it difficult.  In order to keep interest and effort alive I have signed up for a cross country 5k.  I've never done a cross country anything so I'm really looking forward to it.  I have no preconceptions about the cross country aspect other than it will be hot and should be fun.

I have plans to go to Pinnacle Mountain Park afterwards (the 5k is not too far away) and run a mountain bike trail aftter the 5k.  We'll see how that goes.

Be Good And You Will Be Lonesome

I've been thinking a lot lately about a song released in 1988, on the album Hot Water by Jimmy Buffett, called "That's What Liv...